People, something has happened within my family of a most serious and alarming nature.
One who walks among us has made a claim, which if true, will shortly see me blogging in a state of humiliated contrition.
So earnest is my desire to witness this travesty for myself, that I intend to rise far earlier than is usually necessary come Friday.
This will allow me to complete my jobs if plenty of time in order to film said spectacle from a cosy distance.
My anguish as I type this is quite extreme, I can assure you.
But fear not, I am woman and I shall endure.
It cannot be true. It must not.
3 comments:
Don't tell me Jeff is going to start jogging.
LOL He's actually jogging on the treadmill as I type this.
He's the least of my concerns.
It's the other one.
Hrm, I have no idea. If this doesn't involve people dressed as teddy bears then my wild guess will have been totally wasted.
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