By and large, 40th birthday presents should be elegant, boring or appallingly tokenistic. Perhaps all three.
That is, if the person celebrating the milestone is generally regarded as an adult.
Apparently, I am not generally regarded in such light.
But that's good, right?
Right?
What am I talking about?
I'm referring to the list of gifts I received for my 40th birthday. I think you'll agree that either, this is:
a) pretty damning evidence
or
b) worthy of inclusion in bold on the cover sheet of my CV.
In random order, because that's the way my brain works:
1000 worms (incl vegetable scraps and a clump of pubic hair for them to eat)
compost bin 1
compost bin 2
floor cleaning slippers
pirate bandaids
giant eraser
home made doll of Lila by Lila
home made earrings from cat bells
home made Beatles Reiki pack by Cath D.
Glo-Stix earrings
The Atheist Manifesto
Pandora turtle
Pandora bunny
Pandora football
comical underpants
slipper socks with pig pompoms
Okay, okay,so that's not all I got, I did in fact receive some lovely, sensible gifts, but I'm not proud of that, and I'm not inclined to mention them.
Of course, amongst everything else, I did get the gift of freedom, but that's not silly, so I'm not counting it.
Will post pics tomorrow.
Hooray for life, luv sim xoxo
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