Where I come from, there are many C words.
A few years ago, I did a large cross stitch for Taryn's babies. It was an entire alphabet of teddy bears, each holding a letter.
As much as I really enjoyed doing it, I sewed so much that I had to wear Band-Aids on my fingers because I'd sewed holes into them.
It took me around a week to complete each bear, so this gave me plenty of time to meditate upon each letter as I sewed.
What I discovered was that there are some letters that I just do not like.
I don't like C, F, H or N.
But especially the letter C.
And that's a pity, because C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.
But it's also for a lot of other things too, isn't it?
Many, many horrible words begin with this most reprehensible letter.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Some of my least favourite C words are to follow:
- church
- Catholic
- Christian
- corn
- commitment
- conform
- Caesarian
- carbuncle
- corrosive
- control
- caveat
- circumcise
- conquer
- corrupt
- contusion
- contrary
- contract
- contradict
- consecrate
- conflict
- confectionery
- concubine
- condolence
- condone
- comply
- complicate
- circus
- compulsory
- conceited
- compare
- common
- commodity
- contaminate
- commando
- command
- coca cola
- cold
- coercion
- clot
- closed
- constipate
- chastity
- clutch
- clause
- cliche
- clammy
- chronic
- cigarette
- choose
- contagious
- choke
- cheap
- chase
- chastise
- challenge
- chagrin
- ceremony
- cathartic
- caustic
- celibate
- censure
- contempt
- censor
- caution
- cauterize
- catch
- casualty
- castrate
- catarrh
- castigate
- conventional
- casket
- cancer
- carrion
- carnage
- convulsion
- council
- coward
- carnival
- carnivore
- cardinal
- cramped
- carcass
- captivity
- callous
- cretin
- calamity
- cadaverous
- cabbage
- crass
- caravan
- chide
- chemical
- coffin
- clumsy
- collide
- curse
- colon
- collar
- conceal
- cruel
- complicate
- criticise
- complain
- confiscate
- cystic
- condemned
- crushed
- crowded
- congest
- cry
Concern. Better add that.
And cross stitch doesn't count; it's 2 words.
6 comments:
Clair???????
You know, that post would be excellent if made into a picture book for adults. High hilarity!
I don't like C words either, primarily because the letter is fucking useless when playing scrabble.
Cleveland
i don't like the letter R.... I wish i did it is the first etter of my first name. ho hum
'dat you, kiddo?
babooneye is my friend Rachel who is cursed with a bizarre sense of humor and therefore enjoyed your blog.
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